Dear Friend is the best you can come up with. Wow, let me just jump right on this. My name is in my email address. What a tard.
Dear Friend,
My name is Mr. Paul Morrison, I work with the remittance department of First Merit Bank, London I got your e-mail address from a reliable source and I decided to mail you for a business partnership. In precise, the need for me to come to you with this offer is that I came across a file in respect of a fund that belongs to Mr. Christian Eich who woks as an engineer
He was among the victims that died with his wife, two children and his wife's parents on Monday 31st July 2000 Concorde in AF4590 crash which 109 people on board and five who died on the ground when the plane crashed into hotelissmo.
The deceased person is one of our client and he left behind in our bank the sum of GBP10,000,000.00GBP ( TEN MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING) he deposited this fund with our bank in 1998 for eight(8) years fixed deposit basis with his son Mr. Michael Erich as the next of kin/beneficiary to the amount.
Since the incident occurred, on maturity of this fixed deposit, I have sent several mails and faxes to his given number still no response. So I decided to roll the file over because of the Great Britain laws that stipulates in such circumstances, the money should be returned to the Government account and to the best of my knowledge one of the officials will use his/her veto power to steal this money from Government account and divert it to his own private use.
I give you 100% guarantee that I can transfer this fund to your country without any hitch, if you authorize me to go ahead, and you shall be compensated with 30% of the total sum should you agree to work with me and 70% is for me for the investment in your country.
With the arrangements made so far, we shall procure all the legal documents from the appropriate authorities to back up the claim of this fund, so that it will not be questioned on the process of the transfer.
So after consideration and you are interested in this business proposition, I will need your private telephone numbers for direct communication on how the transfer will be effectively done. Please get back to me via e-mail for a more secured communication for now till this transaction is properly established.
FULL NAME: ....................................
CONTACT ADDRESS: .........................
NATIONALITY: ...................................
PHONE NUMBER: .................................
OCCUPATION:, ......................................
AGE.............
DIRECT TEL.........................................
Reply through my private email: paulmorrison12345@live.com
Warm Regards,
Paul Morrison.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Store in Game - World of Warcraft
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
KAREN POLAK & CO
WooHoo! I'm rich.
Okay, probably not. This fool thinks I'm going to believe there is 11 million dollars waiting on me. Nobody in my family has ever had this type of money. Nobody has even been to Switzerland.
copy of email:
Okay, probably not. This fool thinks I'm going to believe there is 11 million dollars waiting on me. Nobody in my family has ever had this type of money. Nobody has even been to Switzerland.
copy of email:
KAREN POLAK & CO
ATTORNEYS AT LAW AND LEGAL PRACTITIONERS
Am Schanzengraben 25, Zürich 8047, Switzerland.
THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of $11,300,000.00 Eleven million Three hundred thousand American dollars in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you .
I contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. I therefore reckoned that you can receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity.
To verify these funds in escrow, please call the Automated Number of the Bank and follow the prompt:
Call: +1 360 515-3118
Pass code: 2501
Account Number: 0221077410248
Pin: 2388
All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance of this deal, I request that you kindly forward to me your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money. You may also reach me through my alternate email address: kpolak5@hotmail.com
Mr. Karen Polak.
[Legal Trustee]
Zurich, Switzerland
ATTORNEYS AT LAW AND LEGAL PRACTITIONERS
Am Schanzengraben 25, Zürich 8047, Switzerland.
THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of $11,300,000.00 Eleven million Three hundred thousand American dollars in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you .
I contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. I therefore reckoned that you can receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity.
To verify these funds in escrow, please call the Automated Number of the Bank and follow the prompt:
Call: +1 360 515-3118
Pass code: 2501
Account Number: 0221077410248
Pin: 2388
All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance of this deal, I request that you kindly forward to me your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money. You may also reach me through my alternate email address: kpolak5@hotmail.com
Mr. Karen Polak.
[Legal Trustee]
Zurich, Switzerland
Diamond Sky or Blue Sky?
I'm not buying the story in this email I received. Strikes me as odd when I get job offers out of the blue. Even better that I really don't need experience. In addition, there are a few english errors in the email.
Diamond Sky is glad to propose you the cooperation on the prospective position of a service-manager.
Diamond Sky is licensed, bonded, insured lifestyle management agency
specializing in the management of personal & business affairs and concierge
services for VIPs, celebrities, athletes, entertainers and corporate executives.
The company emerged on, integrated in the market оf concierge services about seven years ago and since then it has been supplying a range of products to our clients including
- search, purchase and delivery of presents
- Make all pre-arrangements for our customers and provide assistance with requests if customers stay in your area
- being a middle person in charity issues
- booking of air tickets
- hotel bookings
- car renting
- search, hire and design of conference halls
Our company has its representatives in more than 9 countries all over the world. The range of our clients varies from individual businesses to wealthy companies.
The job description
The development of successful services demands new people, at the moment our company searches for . This work does not require any special knowledge or education in the field of concierge service. Your flexibility and ability are among our principal requirements. They serve to optimize your working schedule to adapt it to a rather dynamic scheme of fulfilling different types of tasks in the sphere of concierge services. Your time schedule is to be balanced to manage about 5-6 tasks per week.
It is a perfect possibility to work with a team of professionals,to a great extent enhance your knowledge in various spheres of concierge services, to gain innovative skills and ranged concierge services expertise.
The salary will constitute 4.000 $ per month.
Requirements:
-Internet access, phone number, and be available to receive assignments during the day
- efficiency in processing of orders;
- responsibility in carrying out your duties ;
- good communication skills;
- User-level PC, Internet, E-mail skills;
- E-documents management proven skills;
- Drive to develop the career;
- Working schedule optimization skills;
- Maturity age.
What Our Company Offers to you:
-Fixed salary and you may also be receiving additional bonuses directly from our clients up to their opinion and your quality of the job done;
- Automatic pay increases at six-month intervals;
- We start with two months` approbation period. It is also paid $1,250.00 fixed Compensation per month. Upon successful completion of the test period you are suggested a long term contract;
- Flexible working hours; Your working schedule looks as
follows;
- Assignments from home: 3-4 hours, flexible schedule;
- Assisting customers if they visit your area: 3-4 hours a day;
- Part-time job to combine with the general occupation;
- A wide range of career and professional possibilities;
- Training course with all the information sent to you adds up;
- For openings in our company write at andrew.condrat@diamond-sky.net to see the unrivaled growth potential, get a well-paid job, enjoy advancement and invaluable opportunity of learning.
IMPORTANT: This position is for the immediate employment! You must be ready to start within couple next days.
Please do not apply if you cannot start within next 10 days.
The detailed CV in MS Word format attached is obligatory once you want to apply for this position. After we process all the resumes, you will be contacted for an interview for the position.
Best Regards,
Diamond Sky company
Flynn Soto
Diamond Sky is glad to propose you the cooperation on the prospective position of a service-manager.
Diamond Sky is licensed, bonded, insured lifestyle management agency
specializing in the management of personal & business affairs and concierge
services for VIPs, celebrities, athletes, entertainers and corporate executives.
The company emerged on, integrated in the market оf concierge services about seven years ago and since then it has been supplying a range of products to our clients including
- search, purchase and delivery of presents
- Make all pre-arrangements for our customers and provide assistance with requests if customers stay in your area
- being a middle person in charity issues
- booking of air tickets
- hotel bookings
- car renting
- search, hire and design of conference halls
Our company has its representatives in more than 9 countries all over the world. The range of our clients varies from individual businesses to wealthy companies.
The job description
The development of successful services demands new people, at the moment our company searches for . This work does not require any special knowledge or education in the field of concierge service. Your flexibility and ability are among our principal requirements. They serve to optimize your working schedule to adapt it to a rather dynamic scheme of fulfilling different types of tasks in the sphere of concierge services. Your time schedule is to be balanced to manage about 5-6 tasks per week.
It is a perfect possibility to work with a team of professionals,to a great extent enhance your knowledge in various spheres of concierge services, to gain innovative skills and ranged concierge services expertise.
The salary will constitute 4.000 $ per month.
Requirements:
-Internet access, phone number, and be available to receive assignments during the day
- efficiency in processing of orders;
- responsibility in carrying out your duties ;
- good communication skills;
- User-level PC, Internet, E-mail skills;
- E-documents management proven skills;
- Drive to develop the career;
- Working schedule optimization skills;
- Maturity age.
What Our Company Offers to you:
-Fixed salary and you may also be receiving additional bonuses directly from our clients up to their opinion and your quality of the job done;
- Automatic pay increases at six-month intervals;
- We start with two months` approbation period. It is also paid $1,250.00 fixed Compensation per month. Upon successful completion of the test period you are suggested a long term contract;
- Flexible working hours; Your working schedule looks as
follows;
- Assignments from home: 3-4 hours, flexible schedule;
- Assisting customers if they visit your area: 3-4 hours a day;
- Part-time job to combine with the general occupation;
- A wide range of career and professional possibilities;
- Training course with all the information sent to you adds up;
- For openings in our company write at andrew.condrat@diamond-sky.net to see the unrivaled growth potential, get a well-paid job, enjoy advancement and invaluable opportunity of learning.
IMPORTANT: This position is for the immediate employment! You must be ready to start within couple next days.
Please do not apply if you cannot start within next 10 days.
The detailed CV in MS Word format attached is obligatory once you want to apply for this position. After we process all the resumes, you will be contacted for an interview for the position.
Best Regards,
Diamond Sky company
Flynn Soto
Friday, November 5, 2010
Horrible Customer Service by Amazon.com
Live Chat
You are now connected to Thakur from Amazon.com.
Me:I was charged for AMAZON MKTPLACE PMTS AMZN.COM/ $ **.** Merchandise 2:48:33 PM
Me: Transaction Information 2:48:33 PM
Me:Original Network Post Date 10/28/2010 2:48:33 PM
Me: Original Network Trans Date 10/27/2010 2:48:33 PM
Me:Approval Code ****** 2:48:33 PM
Me: Transaction Amount $**.** 2:48:33 PM
Me: Merchant Name AMAZON MKTPLACE PMTS 2:48:33 PM
Me: Merchant City Name AMZN.COM/BILL 2:48:33 PM
Me: Partial Shipment Indicator N 2:48:33 PM
Me: what is it?2:48:33 PM
Thakur: Hello, my name is Thakur. I'll be happy to help you today. 2:49:02 PM
Thakur: I am sorry for the unknown charge.2:49:58 PM
Thakur :Before I look into your account, I need to verify that you're the account holder. 2:50:11 PM
Thakur: Can you tell me the name on your account, your e-mail address.2:50:11 PM
Me: *********@sbcglobal.net tim odoms2:50:23 PM
Thakur: Thanks.2:50:51 PM
Thakur: Is this the amount your were charged of ---$39.992:51:27 PM
Me: yes2:51:33 PM
Thakur:Can you hold for a minute or two while I research this for you? 2:52:02 PM
Me: fine2:52:10 PM
Thakur: Thanks for waiting2:54:50 PM
Thakur: II need to transfer your question to our seller support team. You can expect an e-mail
response from them within the next 1-2 business days.2:55:21 PM
Thakur: or i can arrange a call back to you.2:55:46 PM
Me: what the hell? you don't know what's it for?2:56:02 PM
Thakur: I am sorry this is a charge for the seller account & only a seller support representative will be able to provide you the details.2:57:16 PM
Me: I can't chat for them?2:57:31 PM
Thakur: Seller Support can only be reached via phone or email & not by Chat 2:57:42 PM
Me: call back to ***-***-**** 2:57:55 PM
Thakur: Hence I can arrange a call back for you2:57:59 PM
Me: this is lame by the way2:58:07 PM
Thakur: Please ask the next representative to connect you with the seller support.2:58:34 PM
Me: what's' the phone number2:58:50 PM
Me: so, you can't 'give me the number to seller support?3:00:09 PM
Thakur: I am sorry their is no direct number for seller support 3:00:31 PM
Thakur: However I have arranged a call back for you & you should receive the call in a minute3:00:51 PM
Me: dude, what a scam you guys are running. 3:00:52 PM
Me: can i chat with a supervisor?3:01:02 PM
Thakur: If you'd like to give us a call, our phone number is 1-866-216-1072. We're available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.3:01:10 PM
Me: supervisor please3:01:27 PM
Thakur: I'm not able to transfer you to a supervisor by chat, but if you'd like, I can ask someone to call you back in the next few hours. 3:01:53 PM
Thakur: I have arranged a call back . When your phone rings, please answer it.3:02:11 PM
Thakur: You may hear ringing while we connect you to Customer Service.3:02:11 PM
Me: yes, please do. I've lost all respect for your company.3:02:21 PM
Me: so no supervisor call back. jeez3:02:39 PM
FYI- It's been way over 3 minutes and I have no call back.
Attention: Beneficiary, - Scam
Received this email today. Basically if it say it s from Nigeria, it's a scam. Unless of course your from there, then maybe not. Wasn't Waziri the name on the 20/20 investigation into Nigerian intnet scamming?
Attention: Beneficiary,
I am Mrs. Farida Mzamber Waziri From Economic and Financial Crime Commission (Efcc) Investigation Office Nigeria,there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one Mr. Mike Amos, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him,to help you in receiving your fund, So here comes the big question.
Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (Mr. Mike Amos).thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details:
MR MIKE AMOS, AC/NUMBER: 6503809428.
ROUTING/122006743,
B/NAME: CITI BANK,
ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA.
we shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. mike amos, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today,
However, you are advice to email us immediatly and confirm to us also if Mr. Mike Amos. is from you or not.
E-mail: efccdesk1@rogers.com
Please note that you have less than 48hrs to get in contact with the paying bank before they proceed to issue all payments to the said Mr. Mike Amos.
Mrs. Farida Mzamber Waziri
Chairman Efcc Investigation Office Nigeria
I am Mrs. Farida Mzamber Waziri From Economic and Financial Crime Commission (Efcc) Investigation Office Nigeria,there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one Mr. Mike Amos, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him,to help you in receiving your fund, So here comes the big question.
Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (Mr. Mike Amos).thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details:
MR MIKE AMOS, AC/NUMBER: 6503809428.
ROUTING/122006743,
B/NAME: CITI BANK,
ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA.
we shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. mike amos, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today,
However, you are advice to email us immediatly and confirm to us also if Mr. Mike Amos. is from you or not.
E-mail: efccdesk1@rogers.com
Please note that you have less than 48hrs to get in contact with the paying bank before they proceed to issue all payments to the said Mr. Mike Amos.
Mrs. Farida Mzamber Waziri
Chairman Efcc Investigation Office Nigeria
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